>Anon B. Oard
>Keep getting harassed by a panda girl named Ling
>Always wants to "try playing with my stick"
>Going on about how she wants to show me her "pole techniques"
>How she has so many "games" to play
>Decide fuck it, she wants to play a game, you can play a game
>Spend 3 weeks working to have enough for this plan
>Once everything is set up you go for a walk in the park and "accidentally" bump into her
<"Oh hey Anon, in the mood to play any games with me yet~?"
"Sure, how about my place, 8 o clock."
>She's visibly taken aback I'm actually saying yes
>She quickly recovers though, taking a bite of bamboo leaf to try and play it off
<"Ara ara, so forward Anon! Of course ill be there~"
>I give her my address and start walking home
>8 rolls around, and just as I finish setting up the finishing touches my doorbell ring
>Open it to see Ling standing in sultry red dress
<"Good to see you Anon, may I come in?"
>Let her in without a word, notice she doesn't have her bamboo stick with her
<"Mmmm Anon, so what do you want to do first~?"
<"Oh M- wait what?"
>She actually takes a look at my apartments living room
>Sees that I've set up monopoly, a bowl of chips for me, some drinks, and a bowl of bamboo leaves for her, with other board games in boxes on the side ready to be played
"What, I thought you wanted to play games"
>She's in too deep now, has to play along
<"O-oh of course! I- I'll be the iron!"
>We spend the night playing board games
>I'm egging her on the whole time
>Wearing a shirt one size too small
>Stretching so she can get good looks at me
>It's clearly messing with her, she keeps getting more flustered, but shes trying her best to keep her composure
<"W-wow Anon, you got a l-lot of board games..."
"Yeah, always been a fan, just never usually have someone to play them with"
>Now the wind up
"Hey it's a little hot, mind if I take my shirt off?"
>She doesn't even get to take my shirt off
>Her blush covers practically her entire face
>Now the coup de grace
"Oh hey, forgot I had this last one"
>Pull out another game of Monopoly, Sex in the City Edition
>And that was the straw that broke the camels back
>She screams and pounces on me in an instant, tearing my pants off
>We spend the rest of the night playing a different kind of game, as she shows me all the pole handling techniques she was talking about
>Woke up the next morning surrounded by bamboo and scattered game pieces with her wrapped around me
>To this day we still hold board game nights
>And every time we make sure to end it the same way, with some good old pole games