Mara the Sorceress

By spurg

>angry red eyes glared at you from across the table, her fingers pinching her nose before sighing and collapsing in the chair across from you


<"okay, lets start at the top."


<"do you know why youre here?"


"Because you suck at your job?"


>the odd looking succubus practically hissed before glaring at you wantingly


>almost as if expecting you to keep going


>instead you simply shrugged


<"Do you know who I am?"


"You're that Alp in charge o-"


<"I am not an Alp! Do you see which way my horns go?!"


>you couldnt help but grin


"Sorry, its just that you have a lot of Alp like features an-"


<"Shut it!"


<"Mr. Incog, look Anon…look. Youre here because the agency has basically lost our patience with you."


<"Its been two years and instead of ending up married youve managed instead to completely maladapt Mara. She's practically the worse case I-"


"Married?"


>you had heard conspiracies about the placement program and agency before


>it being an excuse by Mamono to secure a bigger foothold in this realm and get tons of single guys married off under the claim that it was for "cultural" learning


>like a student exchange program, but oddly only for marriagable aged men and mamono


>but to hear it from someone who worked there was a surprise, though not unexpected


<"Look. This is serious. What the fuck did you do to her?"


"What, did something happen? Is she okay?"


>you couldnt help the slight panic that jumped through you


>sure you fucked with Mara on occasion, but it was in legitimately good fun


>nothing hurtful or coldhearted


>just 24/7 goofing around kind of stuff


>it wasnt your fault she was so gullible


<"She nearly gave me an aneurysm,"


>your face screwed up in confusion


<"Mara is special. She's one of the only sorceresses around that cast tier nine destruction spells on account of… Well you know."


>all you could do was nod, you did know


>despite the stipend for housing her or even loan forgiveness, you were still paying off random property damage and having to fix things that she occasionally broke


<"So when at the recent guild meeting she began to regail my mother with insane claims o- Meredith!"


<"Meredith! What was the particular one again?"


>a intercom above you squawked loudly


That this world used to be in black in white till the invention of color


>you snorted loudly, fighting to contain yourself


>the woman scowled at you, shooting you a look that could kill


>you had told Mara that, and so much more


>it was just good fun


>anything that was actually dangerous you made sure to stress was dangerous


>anything that didnt matter though, that was fair game for fuckery


<"at first I though she was joking but she elaborated, that that was why old television shows were in black and white."


>you nodded sagely


"She's right you know."


<"You know she isnt!"


<"Thats not even the worst part. Everything. Practically everything she knows is wrong."


>for the last two years you had done your finest work


>there had been points where you worried and felt you should stop, but curiosity to see how much further you could go had egged you on


>mankinds greatest space achievement? Landing on the sun of course, but it had to be done at night though


>eat watermelon seeds and they'd sprout inside you


>city sanitation workers were specially trained in anti-crocodile martial arts due to the infestation of them in the sewers


>meterologists? They took wind samples in trash bags every morning to study and determine the weather for the day


>magic smoke is what powered all electronic devices. After the magic smoke escaped one, did it ever work again?


<"Artists were insane which is why they painted in color? I cant believe you've done this!"


>you could help but snigger as a grin broke out across your face


<"why anon?"


"Why not?"


>the succubus simply pinched at her nose again, groaning before throwing herself out of her chair


<"you know what. Whatever. All I want to know is how."


"Well, she is kind of gulli-"


<"No. Not that! I know that, we all know that!"


<"why hasnt she claimed you yet?!"


>her eyes were furious and curious at the same time as she stood before you


"Oh that. I told her I was cursed by an evil witch."


<"okay… And?"


"That it uh… It was stolen."


<"it was stolen?"


>a fearful and confused look played over her face for a moment before mouthing the phrase a few times


<"y-youre the reason she des-"


"Yes."


> it was true. It was your fault


>it had become a bit of problem lately, but had started as a slight annoyance


>she had propositioned you, rather than renege you had given the gullible a silly offhanded answer


>So she had then destroyed a local feminist meetup and proceeded to forcibly expose them to raw demon energy


>then you had been propositioned again


>and much like toad at the end of a particular trying level you had to break the bad news


>"Im sorry Mara, but the evil witch who stole my cock is somewhere else. You'll have to try again."


>So this cycle had gone on for awhile, causing Mara to gain a certain level of political clout for her anti-women views among the Demon faction who competed for the Maou's favor


>the succubus let out an exhausted sigh, burying her face in her hands


<"what the fuck is wrong with you?"


"Nothing. Nothing at all."


>you shrugged, leaning back in your chair while she peeled her face from her hands


"What was a supposed to do? Hey lady who just moved into my house by a questionable government who Ive known for less than a week, youre right. I should let you suck my co-"


<"youve been denying her for that long!?"


"I had just met her. What, should I have just dropped my pants and let it happen?"


<"Anon."


<"thats… Thats abuse. Youve bee-"


"I have not. That is not abuse! We arent married, she just lives with me okay!? And what, dont lecture me. A week in? Thats not long enough to fall in l- hey, what are you doing?"


>you stop your near rant as you watch the odd succubus begin to wave her hands about as an odd prismatic glow began to take hold


>theres a pop like fingers snapping and everything goes white


<"Are you okay hubby?"


>you could only groan in response to Mara as she attempted to rouse you


>a serious of pulleys and counterweights held your legs at a low angle to help keep pressure off of your hips


>a scaled claw touched at your face tenderly as her face invaded your vision


<"Sorry again."


"You dont have to keep waking me whenever you come to check on me,"


<"I know. I just like hearing your voice and looking into your eyes."


>both of your faces burned as the two of you stared into each others eyes


>had this silly dragon's eyes always been such an alluring deep purple?


<"it sure was nice of that Alp lady to find your bits and defeat that evil woman."


>you couldnt help but grin, the claim that earth side Alps and Lilum had horns reversed from normal had apparently still stuck


"Yeah."


<"I love you Anon, sorry about your hips."


"I love you too hun."


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